Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I can't turn off my feet"
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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