a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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