If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
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Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
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I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Enjoy the penises
How drunk are you?
Completed.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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