Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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