y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I think I am morally bankrupt
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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