So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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