So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
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I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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