Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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