Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
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He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
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My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
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The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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