just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
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Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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