Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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