How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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