I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
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I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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