Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
There's always time for handjobs
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Randomize
