im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
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She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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