Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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