how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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