jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
