Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Drunk is a universal language darling
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