I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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