Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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