I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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