she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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