is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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