she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
i need to put some appletini on your dick
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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