I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.