You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I'm really busy with my period
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