i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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