I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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