Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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