I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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