At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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