can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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