I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
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Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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