Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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