i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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