no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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