yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
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he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
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And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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