Can i not drive my cunt home
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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