There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
she looked like the before picture.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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