He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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