she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My ass is underappreciated
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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