so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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