It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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