oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
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his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
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Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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