who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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