Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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