69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
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I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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