So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
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so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
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Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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