After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Alive.
So much puke
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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