I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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