Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
dude. I can hear the air.
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