He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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