so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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