She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
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Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
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the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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