Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
i now understand why vodka
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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