do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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