Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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